"D" Day is coming!

Was on the computer this whole afternoon while my humans were out at work, and guess what i saw on Daddy's calendar? OMG, Bond and i will be going for vaccination this Saturday! This is not good, NOT GOOD!! Oh i'm feeling nauseous now. Daddy, why you do have to subject me to this kind of misery. I'm suffering from Vaccinophobia remember? Tremble Tremble... Do they have the tablet option?

Seriously, i'm comtemplating on leaving home to escape from this cruel event. Should i just run away when we are at Bukit Brown cemetery on Saturday morning? I think i've got to start planning my escape route. Hmmm... I'll have to prepare my backpack now. What should i stuff into that small little backpack? My kibble, deer tendons, pilliow, stuff toys, more treats? Damn! Daddy didn't apply a sup card for me the last time.

Now, where i can stay after running away??? Is there anywhere where i can get a comfortable bed, a fan (preferably air-conditioner), a daily dose of mutton bone, someone to scratch my back, a car to get me to the park and the beach, someone to play "one snake, two snake" with??? Arrgh... too many things to consider. Now i'm both nauseous and tired, i really don't feel well! Faint.....