Leave-me-alone!
Daddy brought me to the groomer yesterday, Damn... Doesn't he know that i don't like to have my gorgeous and nicely shaggy fur cut? He has been looking for a good groomer ever since my favourite one left to work far away from our house. So he just rang one up nearby to try. TRY! For Me? To TRY??? That's insane to even think about it. Anyway, did i have a choice?!?
No photography please... at least for the next 2 weeks
The worst was yet to come. After more than 2 hours of hell, i went back home hoping to get some TLC from Mummy. And guess what the first thing she said was? She exclaimed,"OMG, Jose looks like a rat!" That's so humiliating! She's really upset and plus the cut has made me look fatter than before. And you can imagine how i felt about it. Hmph! Sob! I'm not woofing to her anymore. Unless she gives me tummy rubs for the next 3 days. Which might or might not make me feel better...
Oh ya, she even realised that "it's time to diet, Jose". That really doesn't sound good at all. The only consolation is that i now feel cooler. Sigh...
Please Dad, i'm really not in the mood to pose. It's a sad sad ugly day....
5 comments:
Hi, Jose.
I feel so sorry for you! Any haircut that makes us look fatter is a bad one!! But don't worry your hair will grow again!
The diet word is a bad word!
Have a nice day
Lorenza
oh...don't be too sad...
u will grow new coat soon...they will looks nicer than before
On no Jose! The groomers and a new one at that. How could your parents risk it like that? Don't worry it'll grow back.
The Mighty Scruff
i've never seen a rat in my life, so i can't judge. but a haircut dat makes u look fatter, dats a BIG NO NO!
Don't panic Jose, I know what it feels like to have a bad haircut...BOL. But it'll grow back soon, i promise. By the way, thanks for wishing me a happy barkday!!
Wags and licks,
Maya
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